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Father's Day is celebrated on a variety of dates worldwide and typically involves gift-giving, special dinners to fathers, and \u003ca href\u003d\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family\" title\u003d\"Family\"\u003efamily\u003c/a\u003e-oriented activities. \u003ca href\u003d\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father%27s_Day\"\u003eRead more here\u003c/a\u003e \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.pimp123.com/comments/Fathers-Day/commentbuddy_fathers_day_033.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://www.pimp123.com/comments/Fathers-Day/commentbuddy_fathers_day_033.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"color: red; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTo all fathers out there\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mba/lowres/mban1051l.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mba/lowres/mban1051l.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color: red;\"\u003eHappy Father's Day \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cscript type\u003d\"text/javascript\"\u003ewindow.google_analytics_uacct \u003d \"UA-8693565-2\";\u003c/script\u003e\u003cscript type\u003d\"text/javascript\"\u003e\u003c!--google_ad_client \u003d \"pub-8976708016613134\";/* New ShiokGuy 200x90 Text */google_ad_slot \u003d \"0079943029\";google_ad_width \u003d 200;google_ad_height \u003d 90;//--\u003e\u003c/script\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cscript src\u003d\"http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js\" type\u003d\"text/javascript\"\u003e\u003c/script\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/808960235855781380-1044874640807463071?l\u003dshiokguy.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://shiokguy.blogspot.com/feeds/1044874640807463071/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http://shiokguy.blogspot.com/2009/06/happy-fathers-day.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/808960235855781380/posts/default/1044874640807463071"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/808960235855781380/posts/default/1044874640807463071"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://shiokguy.blogspot.com/2009/06/happy-fathers-day.html","title":"Happy Father's Day"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Shiok Guy"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385357961385845889"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"03285952225773711000"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-808960235855781380.post-585311498240788007"},"published":{"$t":"2009-06-19T17:20:00.004+08:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-06-19T17:59:22.819+08:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Family"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Local News"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Blog News"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Shiok Opinions"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Humour"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Motivation"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"My Belief, My Religion"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"I am not a Christian, a Muslim or Buddhist but I do belief in god, Someone, Something, Colony or Alien Being who are much more intelligent and powerful than we the human being. But I am NOT a believer or follower of \u003ca href\u003d\"http://googleshioksearch.blogspot.com/?cx\u003dpartner-pub-8976708016613134%3Ajzoru1yxgph\u0026amp;cof\u003dFORID%3A10\u0026amp;ie\u003dISO-8859-1\u0026amp;q\u003dSciencetology\u0026amp;sa\u003dSearch\" target\u003d\"_blank\"\u003eScientology\u003c/a\u003e where Tom Cruise and some celebrities are the followers.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qROn_wmLMas/SjtSfkzaUlI/AAAAAAAAFY0/9ESDaHWP1RQ/s1600-h/cruiseanonymousattackzk3.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qROn_wmLMas/SjtSfkzaUlI/AAAAAAAAFY0/9ESDaHWP1RQ/s320/cruiseanonymousattackzk3.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eWhat do I belief in? I always belief that the earth or the milky way is a lab experiment by some powerful and intelligent Alien Being. They create this whole milky way to simulate their own world and environment. Whatever happen on earth is predefined by their testing schedule and we are purely an object for the scientific experiment. Am I watching too much of science fiction movie like Matrix?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eEveryone is entitled to what they belief in, so if you are Muslim please continue believing in what your religion and its way of life. If you are a christian, do so the same and continue your belief and way of life. If you are a Buddhist, continue believing in the cycle of life. May be you are right that we human being are been recycled by the Alien Being because we merely an experimental object in their world. We are merely a lab subject or object which can be removed and introduced back into the experiments. No wonder we had sudden missing people, Aircraft or Ship without any trace, any explanation and any answer. Anything that we human cannot explain or understand we think it is God's work. In my view, it is Alien's work. We are merely an experimental objects, like what we did in using rat in our experiment too.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qROn_wmLMas/SjtTd-4YkhI/AAAAAAAAFY8/E8UUY1llgRI/s1600-h/neododgetp5.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qROn_wmLMas/SjtTd-4YkhI/AAAAAAAAFY8/E8UUY1llgRI/s320/neododgetp5.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003eSo do we stop believing in our own religion? No, of course not. You should continue and do what you are told by the holy book of each religion. This is part of the experiment by the Alien Being to test the compliance behavior of their own being.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSo what do we call this religion? \u003cb style\u003d\"color: red;\"\u003eAlienology\u003c/b\u003e? I belief this is not a religion, but merely an experiment by the Alien Being to test and simulate their own system and environment. Will human being fight back in the future for survival when the Alien Being decides that they have enough data and want to \u003cb style\u003d\"color: red;\"\u003eSwitch Off\u003c/b\u003e the experiment? I know it is not in my life time to see, but who know it could be tomorrow. Or may be I will be mysteriously disappear tonight after I post this article. Because the Alien Being does not allow me to talk too much. May be they have their own set of ISA? I will be teleported to another planet, recycled, reprogrammed and reused.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eWe usually say \"\u003cb\u003eOh My God\u003c/b\u003e\" or \"\u003cb\u003eOMG\u003c/b\u003e\" for Shiok Guy says \"\u003cb\u003eOh My Alien\u003c/b\u003e\" or \"\u003cb\u003eOMA\u003c/b\u003e\" \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cscript type\u003d\"text/javascript\"\u003ewindow.google_analytics_uacct \u003d \"UA-8693565-2\";\u003c/script\u003e\u003cscript type\u003d\"text/javascript\"\u003e\u003c!--google_ad_client \u003d \"pub-8976708016613134\";/* New ShiokGuy 200x90 Text */google_ad_slot \u003d \"0079943029\";google_ad_width \u003d 200;google_ad_height \u003d 90;//--\u003e\u003c/script\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cscript src\u003d\"http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js\" type\u003d\"text/javascript\"\u003e\u003c/script\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/808960235855781380-585311498240788007?l\u003dshiokguy.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://shiokguy.blogspot.com/feeds/585311498240788007/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http://shiokguy.blogspot.com/2009/06/my-belief-my-religion.html#comment-form","title":"6 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/808960235855781380/posts/default/585311498240788007"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/808960235855781380/posts/default/585311498240788007"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://shiokguy.blogspot.com/2009/06/my-belief-my-religion.html","title":"My Belief, My Religion"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Shiok Guy"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385357961385845889"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"03285952225773711000"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qROn_wmLMas/SjtSfkzaUlI/AAAAAAAAFY0/9ESDaHWP1RQ/s72-c/cruiseanonymousattackzk3.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"6"}}]}});